The Twelve Poly Days Of Christmas

By Anne Hunter © 15th December 2007

Licenced under Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike


On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A quick course in polyamory


On the Second Day of Christmas my partners gave to me

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Third Day of Christmas my boyfriends gave to me

Three-way kisses

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Fourth Day of Christmas my girlfriends gave to me

Four sandwich cuddles

Three-way kisses

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Fifth Day of Christmas my intimates gave to me

Five Ethical Sluts!

Four sandwich hugs

Three-way snogs

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Sixth Day of Christmas my SOs gave to me

Six-handed massage

Five Ethical Sluts!

Four sandwich hugs

Three-way snogs

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Seventh Day of Christmas my friends-with-benefits gave to me

Seven Google Calendars

Six-handed massage

Five Ethical Sluts!

Four sandwich hugs

Three-way snogs

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Eighth Day of Christmas my secondaries gave to me

Eight dozen condoms

Seven Google Calendars

Six-handed massage

Five Ethical Sluts!

Four sandwich hugs

Three-way snogs

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Ninth Day of Christmas my sweeties gave to me

Nine long discussions

Eight dozen condoms

Seven Google Calendars

Six-handed massage

Five Ethical Sluts!

Four sandwich hugs

Three-way snogs

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Tenth Day of Christmas my tertiaries gave to me

Ten jealousy cures

Nine long discussions

Eight dozen condoms

Seven Google Calendars

Six-handed massage

Five Ethical Sluts!

Four sandwich hugs

Three-way snogs

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my spouses gave to me

Eleven Christmas dinners

Ten jealousy cures

Nine long discussions

Eight dozen condoms

Seven Google Calendars

Six-handed massage

Five Ethical Sluts!

Four sandwich hugs

Three-way snogs

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory


On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true loves gave to me

Twelve minutes alone

Eleven Christmas dinners

Ten jealousy cures

Nine long discussions

Eight dozen condoms

Seven Google Calendars

Six-handed massage

Five Ethical Sluts!

Four sandwich hugs

Three-way snogs

Too much attention

And a quick course in polyamory